The adventure to finding yourself is a great road, and I used to think that I wanted to teach the art of public speaking. After all, public speaking is :Mans Biggest Fear. Then I realized public speaking is actually NOT mans biggest fear. In fact, having a fear of public speaking is the last...
I have worked out with body builders, and during workouts people often approach these muscle clowns to ask how they got so big. Never do these body builders go around telling people they work out. If they did, any straight headed human would laugh and say, ”No shit Sherlock.” On the other hand, Fatty Mc Fatterson...
There are many things people do that are obnoxious. For example, I’ll walk up to a strange girl and ask her if she wants to see my pipes. Then I’ll flex… Booya, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets punched in the face, but nobody hits a man who says obnoxious things in...
I remember the first time I printed my book… that I planned to sell of course. I floated back to the car, excitement spilling everywhere. I couldn’t wait to read. I opened the book at the first set of traffic lights… oops, spelling mistake. Hmm, don’t want to say that either. What was I...
I have a book to publish… I’m excited and nervous because I want my work to be original, and I’ve had some encouragement. During Blue Pencil feedback at The Surrey International Writers Conference. Jacqui Banaszynski from the University of Missouri, School of Journalism said, “Do you have more of this writing?” “Yeah,” “It feels...
Buy a Timeshare I remember the day I bought my Timeshare… I remember asking, “What if I want to sell it? Can I make my money back?” “Of course,” the sales guy beamed, “You own a piece of real-estate. When the market goes up, the value goes up.” WELL, Im sure it is possible to...
My girl Jody Lea has two favourite fitness models. It is because of these two fitness models that Jody lea buys the occasional magazine to keep around the house. “My other friends don’t want to work out,”Jody Lea was quick to comment, “But these girls do. Its kind of like they are my friends!...
1: Free Emotion When I was single and heart broken many people confided in me with their relationship problems. Almost a year ago I met my girlfriend Jody Lea. We have a lot of energy, chemistry, and passion. Now, the people who once confided in me with their relationship problems, try to convince me that they are in the...
Top 10 things to Know about Public Speaking 1. It is not Man’s biggest fear Man’s biggest fear is rejection… We can’t help but judge other people. We don’t want other people to judge us. We don’t want to judge ourselves. Rejection… A shy dude fears asking out a girl. An employee fears asking...
So I’m sitting on the can, taking a dump, reading the newspaper, when an add popped out at me, “Invest into American Real Estate!” The next line read, “Luxury condos in Orlando, Arizona, and Texas listed at under 30,000 dollars,” 30,000 dollar places?? I coughed out another shit! My 2 bedroom place in the...
